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Manny: No way Darcy's idea of a sexy picture is like *praying*
Peter: Hey some guys like a hott nun!
Darcy: That is not funny!...I wear a rosary thong under my habbit.
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Emma: Nothing's wrong with fun, I love fun. In
fact, if fun we're people, I'd be China.
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Manny: Sean Cameron, bench press has been so so good to you.
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Manny: I'm going to say hi to Sean's biceps!
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Manny(kicks Paige in the butt): Could you be more self-obsessed? All you think about is your
own butt! Which would require a lot of thought, given it's huge!
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Manny: I don't want to be cute...I want to be hott!
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Craig: Marco, with your hair like that, you kinda look like Ashley.
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Manny: Em, what's wrong with your eyes?
Emma: I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.
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Jimmy (to Spinner): Sit down. At this angle I can see up your nose. Not good.
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Craig: So when in doubt kiss Craig?
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Jay: Seriously? It's
bonfire night? Look, I know Math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames.
Oh yeah, and us in jail. Put the toy away fliphead.
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Terri:
I wish I knew just what to do to make my secret wish come true.
Spinner: Because my poem.....smells like poo.
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Manny: I don't want to be adorable...bunnies and puppies are adorable.
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Spinner: All I know is that I ate some healthy food, and now I'm like the Sex Superman.
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Emma: I've never had a boyfriend so smart, so thoughtful.
Manny: Em, you've never had a boyfriend.
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Manny: Did you just throw a drumstick at my head?!
Ellie: You could feel it through all that hairspray? Amazing!
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Mrs. H: Well the school really appreciates it Paige! Thanks so much!
Manny: For being a big, fat, useless pile of nothing.
Paige: Did you want to say something Manny??
Manny: Gosh no Paige. It's all you.
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Craig: She's cute, she's a friend. She's a friend that happens to be a girl. She's umm,
a friend-girl, if you will.
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Spinner:You are looking at Mr. Handsome ages 4 through 6.
Darcy: So what happened after 6?
Spinner: I guess I just got ugly.
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Snake(when he is a new teacher): Hey guys, no running! Okay, just keep running. Don't listen
to me.
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Manny: Well they do say there should be at least one
attractive girl in every
band.
Ellie: Oh you're not calling me ugly!
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Ellie (to Manny): Yeah, very practical roadie costume.
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Marco: So the other night, you and Ellie?
Craig: What? We rehearsed some more. We did some hard core funking.
Marco: You hear the words coming out of
your mouth?
Craig: Whatever, we hung out, we watched a DVD.
Marco: Okay, which one? Craig Intentions? How Craig Got His Groove Back?
Craig: 90% of my issues in life...girls, girls, girls.
Marco: True.
Craig: So this year I'm a monk. Just school and the band. No distractions. No drama.
Marco: Good. Well then good thing you put the cutest girl in school on drums.
Craig: Maybe you didn't hear me.
[[Some random girl walks by and touches Craig's shoulder]]
Random Girl: Hi.
Craig: Hey.
[[Craig walks into a door.]]
Marco: No distractions, eh bud?
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